Playful Quips

I call this dance move “pulling the moon from the sky, tossing it on the floor, and telling it to stay put!!” It’s really popular with the cool kids.

Happy birthday Alfonso!

Go karting, daft punk style w/ @fonzbamz (who ended up lapping me btw)

I mean.. We couldn’t just drive by golf n stuff, not when there’s bumper boats inside.

Don’t be jelly @fonzbamz

Move over kids, let the big girls play

Don’t be jelly

Aquarium petting zoo fun on earth day

Werkin’ in the kitchen

Turtle lovin

I missed the Hamburglar stripe memo.

It’s my day off today. I can ride bikes and make pancake faces because I’m the boss!

Life lesson #1: gotta keep it fun in love and life

I think about you everyday. I miss you, but lets face it, you were toxic for me. #nobutts #ismellgood #quitter

Ladies, it’s important to smell nice. Funeral home and dirt are some of my personal favorites.